"Merry Christmas."
"Oh. Well, good, I figured you for one of those people who say 'Happy Holidays' and take Christ out of everything."
"I knew you were Christian -- if I know someone is Christian, I say 'Merry Christmas'. If you were Jewish, I'd wish you a Happy Hannakah. If you were Pagan, I'd wish you a Blessed Solstice or Happy Yule..."
"Well, as long as we all believe in Jesus."
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